INDEPENDENT EDITORIAL SATIRE / RECEIPTS ATTACHED

TRUMP CAN
SUCK IT.

Turkey Neck.
Meet the paper trail.

Turkey Neck is our editorial nickname for Trump. A savage little museum of presidential excess. A serious archive of his public record. Come for the spectacle. Stay for the sources.

262 sourced receipts2017–2026Free admission. Expensive ego.
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THE MIC / THE PRESS DESK

More ways to call bullshit.

Comedy with its performers named. Journalism with its sources attached. Open a file to see exactly what was checked.

THREE DOORS / SAME PAPER TRAIL

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FRESH FROM THE CABINET

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THE FILING CABINET / ALL RECEIPTS

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262 selected files. Multiple terms. A historical collection—not a live news feed or a complete record.

262 filesNEWEST EVENT FIRST
RD-008 / Executive power
Proclamation

The January 6 clemency proclamation

The proclamation commuted 14 named individuals' sentences to time served, pardoned other individuals convicted of covered January 6 offenses, and directed the Attorney General to pursue dismissal of pending covered indictments.

Source: The White House

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